Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Keyboards are actually very happy with half a pound of muffin crumbs and nail clippings in them. This won't hurt a byte. . Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. What's the best way to ease into computer programming? If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide.
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. It really helped me get over what I was doing. By the end of the second year, he is the owner of a fleet of pick-up trucks and manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. Another Glitch in the Call Sung to the tune of a Pink Floyd song - We don't need no indirection We don't need no flow control No data typing or declarations Did you leave the lists alone? Especially the geeky kid and the code on the blackboard. It has a byte or two.
Click on an image to view slideshow. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? None, that's a hardware problem. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change. Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. With my girlfriend it's vice versa. The engineers rolled on the floor. Because he didn't Node how to Express himself 7.
What does a baby computer calls its father? Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code! Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. He asks Satan to show his work. Unless you actually marry her. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 3.
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, check the bottle before you change the spelling followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door. How do you know if a blonde has been using a computer? I actually care when my computer crashes. Wasn't all that long ago.
He's too afraid of the mouse. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it. If you don't have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a millionaire. It had a hard drive.
Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. Do you like computers and do you like file sharing? Reboot your thinking with these top 101 computer jokes! On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works. Computer names are just a cosmetic feature. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.
Don't learn the proper name for anything technical. New systems generate new problems. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles. Посмотрим, что тут может быть для нас полезного. See more ideas about Computer humor, Programming humor and Technology humor. I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me.